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    Monday, September 5th, 2005
    10:05 pm
    i found a pretty girl who makes me believe and it feels like ive found what everyone spends there entire life looking for
    Thursday, August 25th, 2005
    10:18 pm
    wow, its been so long. ah well, its not like anyone reads it, so why would i bother, CAUSE IM FUCKING BORED! myeh, i miss tatu and it sucks cause hes so fucking far away and i found recordings of us like when bob wasnt even in the badn, it was just me and him doin it for the kids and its awesome, it sounds so bad, we're both so shit, but its still sad to listen to knowing that like your best man crush friend is going alone in a new school. ah well, hes a big boy, he'll cope. as for me....hahahaha. my mind is fucked, i need sleep, my mum has come up to my room 2 nights in a row to tell me to stop playing guitar cause its after 1, the only thing i know is two taps means change the channel. im too bored to write, im out. later.

    Current Music: mad disco funk!
    Saturday, April 30th, 2005
    8:38 pm
    hey everyone....
    i had the best night last night, well it wasnt the best, but, fuck, it was pretty cool.
    me and tom got really high and made a video like the one on that 70's show, its so funny...
    the main questions raised were, how do lemmings reproduce??(like on the computer game, theres so many and they just keep coming) and, how cool would it be if we trained dolphins to invade small counties?? in reflection its was probly only funny cause we were high. once aain i realised that school sucks and that i have the attention span of a gnat, u know those tiny insects and i bet they only live for like half an hour. man it would suck to be reincarnated as a gnat, would the half hour feel like half and hour or would it feel like fuck loads of time....like would flys see the world heaps differently cause they live for 3 days...interesting fact...if flies had the same life span as humans there would be a layer of flies bout 9m deep covereing the whole earth....fucked up. speaking of fucked up, i have no reason to be writing this down, i guess its funny to see how easily ammused i am. dude, how do u guys write so much? all the girls write like page long entries about stuff, i just cant do that...i run out of shit to talk about... except cats with laser beams on their heads, way more effective than sharks, yeh, i know i stole it from austin powers, but i rekon i made it cooler. i wish i was donald trump just cause of his hair, fuck the money, you dont need money with hair like that. and on that awesome note i leave to play guitar, fuck, the song i was tryna write before still isnt written. it sucks. i think im gonna try to catch a gnat...

    Current Mood: hmmm, thoughtful
    Current Music: atreyu
    Monday, April 18th, 2005
    2:43 pm
    RAHHH
    omg, i am so fucking bored it is not funny. blah, its so fucked...ive been tryna write lyrics for this riff i made thats kinda maiden-ish and its sooo hard cause their not coming into my head right.....arhg, im so angry...i hope jason has a party tonihgt so i can get fucked up.happy birthday ad, i probly should be in civic but i lost track 0f time cause of my crappy song that doesnt want to be written, bluegh.
    Friday, April 1st, 2005
    10:26 pm
    just cause i could i went to dictionary.com and got the meaning of the word cacca which is used in the googlism list in my previous entry, im smart. for those of you who were tragically born without eyes its was used in the following context...

    dale is macca eat shit

    i interpreted that to mean dale is wanting to eat shit...but the ACTUAL reading, according to dictionary.com, should be as follows...

    dale is not the kind of person who would even think of doing something like....for example, eat shit

    im sorry if i got ur hopes up.

    Current Mood: blah
    Current Music: hanson
    10:05 pm
    hi, im fucking bored cause i should be at jasons getiing drunk and stoned but cause im a little sickly my parents wont let me, which sucks...even more this time. i did that googlism thing sammy did, some of its pretty funny, see, im that fucking bored i read the whole fucking list and i will pick the best ones cause im so fucking bored, fuck fuck fuck....

    here goes nothin'......(the brackets are me commenting cause im awesome)

    Googlism for: dale

    dale is (good start)
    dale is a prominent north carolina web design and promotion specialist
    dale is one of only 67 speakers in the world to hold both of these titles
    dale is upon us (dude, thats fuckin sweet, im upon you...)
    dale is absolutely outstanding
    dale is a slow (make up ur fucking mind)
    dale is best known these days for composing and playing the main theme from the movie "pulp fiction (sweet)
    dale is located in the northern part of larimer county
    dale is such a dj (sweet...bee, heard u liked dj's..google has spoken...)
    dale is considered the father of the modern freestyle
    dale is a single (.....)
    dale is a great player
    dale is a master at understanding human nature (step back anneke)
    dale is known for his musical styles and ethnic fusion
    dale is taking a shower (how does it know??)
    dale is a gifted musician who defined a music style in the early 1960s that is still enjoyed by millions (apart from the 1960's bit and the millions bit its true)
    dale is greatly intriguing? (whats with the ?)
    dale is a very thoughtless and cheery chipmunk (they callin me cheery??)
    dale is a roleplaying game based on advanced dungeons & dragons second edition rules (NERDLINGERS UNITE IN THE GLORY OF THE 2ND EDITION!)
    dale is 100% wool (dude, you cant go past that kind of quality..)
    dale is a very silly rock bass player (do i look like bob to you....dumbass)
    dale is teen arab nude (words escape me)
    dale is cacca eat shit (i hope cacca means wanting to)
    dale is penile schlucken (....)
    dale is nudegay (step back anneke)
    dale is awesome (wow, its now a fact i think this is the most important one)
    dale is making headlines (they must think im one of those huge fat people who just lie there on the floor sweating and washing themsleves with a rag on a stick cause they cant get up to go to the toilet or shower and stuff.....bastards)

    wow....i feel like a tool but i did it....how lame. i think i need to go before i puke.....

    Current Mood: blah
    Current Music: NEW QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE...SO SWEET
    7:10 pm
    dude, u know what sucks?
    tonsilitus...i dont even know how to spell it, thats how much it sucks...
    and jason is having a red hill party tonight i think, and i cant go cause im too sick, accrding to my folks, sucks donkey balls
    ah well
    the cd sucks, just incase your still wondering

    Current Mood: sick
    Current Music: atreyu
    Sunday, March 27th, 2005
    6:20 pm
    i fucked up again.
    relatonships are fucking the most fucking shit things in the world.
    but i guess its only cause im scared of them.
    theyre so easy to break, like a fucking cd or something.
    if you scratch a cd and it only plays a little bit of the album, are you gonna keep it or throw it away?
    if you fuck up a relationship but theyre may be some way to save it, do you try or just fucking throw it away?
    30 mins of sleep isnt good for happy moods.

    'hey you, hey you, im right here. concience fading, cant get through'

    Current Mood: angry
    Current Music: dream theatre
    Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
    10:41 pm
    do u think if i changed myslef completely i would be a better person, or would i be a bad person for changing myself.
    like, i made a new years resolution to be a better person, but like, nothings that easy u know. but changing urself is really hard, like u make a mistake, then u go, "i know, i'll leanr from that and never fuck up again." then in like 2 seconds, what do you know? a fuck up. then you go "i know, now that ive fucked up twice, i'll have definately learnt my lesson, i know how to not fuck up" the, lo and behold...another fucking fuck up, how fun repitition is. i think maybe one day the world will be ready to stop fucking around and start being cool i love not aking sense, isnt it the coolest feeling to know that noone really understands you except you...but its even cooler when u dont understand urself...cause then noone, noonein the world, understands you. so then ur like, wow, noone understands me, that sucks. so then u try and understand urself and it just doesnt work cause u cant get round the fact that you never learn and u just keep fucking up and then u come to the conclusion that maybe theres no point in trying, maybe theres no point in actually trying to be a better person cause noone can ever actually change, i bet ex heroin addicts still think about enjecting it into their eyeballs when they are alone sweatying in the dark thinking about how fucked it all is.

    "an empty space, a perfect picture"

    Current Mood: at least my nose isnt running
    Current Music: funeral for a friend
    Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
    11:00 pm
    this thing sucks....i cant belive it said what it said...get this right...so i go to the friends page cause im new around here and im fucking confused about that i have to do...and it goes...

    There are a few reasons why you might not see posts on this friends page:

    * daletheawesome might have no friends

    im so angry now..i so have friends....i sweardy swears it!

    Current Mood: RAHH!!
    Current Music: still brand new...fuck, stop asking!
    10:51 pm
    oh wait....it just stopped, fuck yeh!

    Current Mood: sweet...
    Current Music: brand new still...
    10:46 pm
    i have a runny nose and it sucks....it wont stop

    Current Mood: i have a runny nose, it sucks
    Current Music: brand new
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